two guys in the bathroom. One is at the urinal. The other comes in and starts to use the second urinal.
“Hey man, what’s going on?”
“Huh?”
“I said what’s going on?”
“Uh…”
“What’s wrong?”
“Shutup.”
“Why”
the man who won’t talk finishes, zips up.
“I won’t talk when I’m peeing.”
“Why’s that?”
“Because the only people I talk to with my dick in my hand are my wife and my dentist.”
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